Tonight the stars strode the red carpet dressed in their finest, while us commoners admired their fancy adornments and luxurious fabrics. Here is a sampling of the best and worst of their garmentry.

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Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Julia Stiles: Marrying the Prince of Denmark has its benefits.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Olivia Wilde: Wilde'in out

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Darren Criss: "Do these glasses make me look like a complete and utter asshole?"

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Bernadette Peters attends the 1991 Grammy Awards. (Helena Bonham Carter)

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Lea Michele: "If you don't say nice things about me, I'll fucking kill you."

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Natalie Portman: If the last petal falls off her dress, Ashton Kutcher will remain a beast forever.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

January Jones: The brooms from The Sorcerer's Apprentice have a sexy cousin.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Jake Gyllenhaal not afraid to admit he's a sexual being.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Emma Stone: The girl who was almost not there.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Scarlett Johansson: got that tattoo done at the face-painting booth at the county fair.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

It's curtains for Julianne Moore.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Nicole Kidman forgot to take off one of the shower curtain rings.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

It's a shame that Mila Kunis is so ugly, isn't it?

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

The old Christmas tree was put out on the curb. But what a curb! (Catherine Zeta-Jones)

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Havisham: The Next Generation (Leighton Meester)

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Angelina Jolie: Every year, thousands of Ariel mermaids are killed for their fashionable tails.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

The first person that Midge came out to was her boyfriend Big Moose. (Justin Bieber)

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Emily the Strange enjoys an evening out just as much as anyone else. (Sandra Bullock)

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Tilda Swinton knows something you don't know.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Tina Fey's dress fits like a velvet glove.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Anne Hathaway: Penny dress for your thoughts?

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Christina Hendricks trying to pull focus from her boobs.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Do you think Claire Danes and Mila Kunis ever go to lunch together and talk about how ugly they are?

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Claire and Mila's ugliness mentor is the simply ghastly Helen Mirren.

Blood on the Carpet: Highlights of Golden Globe Fashion

Michelle Williams: Dress by Limited Too