Season 2 of HBO's Ricky Gervais Show kicked off this weekend, and Pilky discussed his pathetic attempt at mastering the great outdoors. It involved pitching a tent only to find "sausages" being offered by dirty "swingers" at a filthy campsite.

Moral of the story? Never offer sausages to an imbecile at a beachfront camp unless you are feeling a bit cheeky.