Andrea Peyser Has a Wal-Mart Deep ThroatS

Andrea Peyser is paid to be a raving, xenophobic tabloid sexpert. Who better to turn to for meta-analysis of economic studies? Have you heard bad things about Wal-Mart destroying small businesses? Andrea has a secret source that disagrees!

Wal-Mart is determined to invade New York City. But do Wal-Mart's wild-eyed opponents spouting off about so-called "economic studies" know about this??:

One much-cited 2007 report by professors, led by David Neumark of the University of California, Irvine, is "full of a ton of caveats," said a source sympathetic to Walmart.

Hero journalist Andrea Peyser has unearthed a "source sympathetic to Wal-Mart" to contradict these elitist professors! Of course this source sympathetic to Wal-Mart must remain anonymous—considerations, reasons, and so forth. But please, don't hesitate to take this source quite seriously. After all, Andrea Peyser buys panties at Wal-Mart. She knows what she's talking about.

[NYP]