"I have a friend who practices the love-which-dare-not-speak-its-name, and she thinks these two are despicable. Do they think they're entitled to passionate, forbidden love, to soft and tender kissing and caressing followed by unbridled sucking, and fucking? In a taxpayer-funded building, whose innocent purpose—-the education of impressionable children!—-only enhances the thrilling feeling that you're throwing caution to the wind and feeling alive for the first time in what seems like years? The answer is all too common." -Andrea Peyser
Note: This is parody, lest anyone (ahem) get their panties in a (bigger) bunch.