Today we looked further into the case of the sexy lesbian teachers scandal. This story has sparked much conversation. Some love it, some hate it. But only one person both loves and hates it.
"I have a friend who practices the love-which-dare-not-speak-its-name, and she thinks these two are despicable. Do they think they're entitled to passionate, forbidden love, to soft and tender kissing and caressing followed by unbridled sucking, and fucking? In a taxpayer-funded building, whose innocent purpose—-the education of impressionable children!—-only enhances the thrilling feeling that you're throwing caution to the wind and feeling alive for the first time in what seems like years? The answer is all too common." -Andrea Peyser
Note: This is parody, lest anyone (ahem) get their panties in a (bigger) bunch.