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That strange rumbling and eerie orange light coming from the West are signs that season six of Bravo's Real Housewives of Orange County is almost upon us. Further proof comes today in video form, a short but enticing season preview.

Clearly the thing that we will be waiting all season for is Tamra Barney, sad divorcee, pushing mostly-retired Housewife Jeana Keough at yet another backyard cocktail pool party. We've all become fight-hungry monsters who will stop at nothing to see drunk middle-aged women fighting each other and shrieking. That's what evolution has boiled down to, it seems.