Kim Kardashian Tithes 10% of Her Income to a Scandal-Friendly Church

Kim tithes to a church her mother founded with a wayward Rick Warren disciple. Countess LuAnn gets a job. Jennifer Aniston isn't adopting a baby. Jenna Jameson calls Chelsea Handler a "whore." Thursday gossip sends mixed messages.

  • Kim Kardashian tithes 10 percent of her income to a church her mother founded with a charismatic minister who cheated on his wife and used to work with Rev. Rick Warren, the Saddleback homophobe who gave Obama's inaugural invocation. [CNN, DailyMail, image via Getty]

  • Jennifer Aniston isn't adopting a baby from Mexico. [People]

  • Jenna Jameson called Chelsea Handler a "dried up whore" for making fun of Angelina Jolie's kids. Angelina Jolie: So divisive, her mere mention incites catfights in women she's never met. (Do you think she's met Chelsea or Jenna? I'm thinking not. If I were Angie, I'd steer clear of that mess.) [Celebitchy]

  • Glee creator Ryan Murphy got into a pissing match with Kings of Leon, and though Ryan was initially in the wrong (he went on a curse-strewn rant saying anyone who doesn't grant him rights to their music is a "self-centered asshole" who "hate[s] on arts education") Kings of Leon's drummer responded with an even more tone-deaf tweet: "Dear Ryan Murphy, let it go. See a therapist, get a manicure, buy a new bra." Murphy called him out on homophobia, which allowed him to use the Glee buzzword du jour, bully. So Ryan Murphy won and Kings of Leon slunk off to a corner. 11-year-old girls will never listen to their music again, ever. [THR, JJ, OMG]

  • Countess LuAnn of Crackerjacks will play an "eccentric art patron who poses semi-nude for a painter" in an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU. She honed her acting skills on Real Housewives of New York. [P6]

  • The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder has a secret talent: "I can write with absolutely perfect penmanship with my feet." That's one of those talents you discover in the middle of a long, boring night before you have your driver's license. [Cosmo via Celebitchy]

  • Kate Hudson says the fetus in her womb "feels like a girl." Totally awkward if it's a boy, now. [DailyMail]

  • Scarlett Johansson went to an Iron & Wine concert, and Justin Long was there, too. So they might be OMGINLOVE! Or might just have the same taste in music. [JJ]

  • Kim Kardashian Tithes 10% of Her Income to a Scandal-Friendly ChurchMackenzie Foy, the 10-year-old girl who plays Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's half-vampire daughter in Twilight "was really well cast… she could be their kid, you know?" How weird would it be to have a casting director provide a sample of what offspring with your current boyfriend would look like? [People]

  • Dancing with the Stars champion Cheryl Burke's new book discusses her childhood molestation at the hands of a family friend, and how she testified against him in court, "helping send him to prison for nearly two decades." She says it's not a secret, just something she hasn't discussed publicly until now. [People]

  • A new Kendra Wilkinson sex tape purports to show her having sex with a woman, but the still screen shows a fully-clothed Kendra touching her friend's butt, which is sexual, but is it really sex? Maybe it goes further later. [Radar]

  • One of the Teen Mom's got underage-drunk in front of a camera, which is a great tragedy because she was a fantastic role model before this. [TMZ]