Today we learned that lots and lots of Sarah Palin's emails are going to be made public soon, sparking much speculation about just what these emails might say. For our money, one commenter got it exactly right.
I wonder if her outbox had a lot of these.
From: Toddster [ToddManlyMan@northstarprincess.com]
Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.
Date: Wed, 01 Jul 2008 14:52:53
My name is Todd the husband of Sarah Palin, future Ex-Governor of Alaska USA who will resign from Office on the 26th of July 2008. I contacted you because of my need to deal with persons whom my family and l have had no previous personal relationships.Since the 2008 Vice Presidential nomination of my wife, We have been subjected to all sorts of harassment and intimidation with lots of negative reports emanating from the lamestream media. The present Alaska Government and blogosphere have also ensured that our bank accounts are watched.
It is in view of this that I seek your co-operation and assistance in the transfer of the sum of Eight Million United States Dollars only. (US$8,000,000.00) being the very last of Alaska Permanent Funds in our possession and control, after the resignation of my wife the Alaska Government will seize all our State credit cards and bank accounts both local and international will be frozen.
My only hope now is this cash that my wife carefully packaged and deposited as artifacts with a Security/Finance Company in God's own Alaska. The said sum can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended beneficiary The security company based on my instructions will release the fund to you and you will be presented as my partner who will be fronting for me in area of viable and profitable business.
To show my preparedness and appreciation to carry-out this business with you,30% of the total sum will be your share and 20% commission of the proceeds realized from the investment of this fund will also be yours, 5% is to be set aside for any eventual cost that might arise as the transaction proceeds. I need your full support and co-operation for the success of this transaction. I plead with you to treat this issue confidential and urgent because it is delicate and it demands a great degree of secrecy. I and my family are presently on Fox News seeking Asylum.
I would want you to reach me through the E-mail. ToddManlyMan@northstarprincess.com, if you are interested to assist me. I sincerely will appreciate your response.
I wait to hear from you.
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