Taco Bell is facing a class action suit over claims that the company's taco meat is only 36% actual beef, along with "extenders" and other crap. The company has now taken out a "snarky" ad to defend its Secret Recipe.
The company wants you to know that the claims made against it by an Alabama law firm are totally false. So shut your mouth.
Don't talk shit about Taco Bell — they'll sue your ass so fast! You can download a pdf of the ad here.