In this parody-that-could-be-real promo for TLC—"The Learning Channel. For some reason."—the increasingly sensationalistic (and just plain weird) network's new lineup is unveiled. What's on tap? Well, there's Little People, Tricky Fridge; The Divorce Horse; and much more!

Honestly, the funniest (and saddest) thing about this is that most, if not all, of the selections really aren't all that different from some of TLC's *actual* shows—I mean, Little Chocolatiers? I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant? Seriously?—and, therefore, would likely fit right along with the network's current programming.

So, given the choice, which of these fake shows would you like to see come to fruition? Do you have any funny suggestions of your own to add to the list? Feel free to dish it all out in the comments.

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