Friend of the Late Show Chris Elliott showed up on Dave's couch and he was revved up on the fact that Jay Leno stopped him for one of his "stupid" Jaywalking segments. You can guess how it went from there.

"That show is for morons—it is not like your show," said Chris to Dave—and this clearly-biased writer has to agree. We must add that Elliot's new show Eagle Heart (premiring Thursday on Adult Swim) sounds pretty appealing.