Hugh Jackman Must Consume 6000 Calories a Day to Stay Sexy

Hugh Jackman eats the equivalent of this child's body mass every day. (Roughly.) Miley Cyrus gets a regrettable tattoo. Nicole Kidman says Tom Cruise "really damaged" her. Dianna Agron is engaged. TGIFriday gossip.

  • For his role as Wolverine, Hugh Jackman is currently consuming 6,000 calories a day. He weighs 210 lbs., which is 20 lbs. more than last time he played Wolverine. To eat this much, he regularly consumes whole chickens. Sometimes he unhinges his jaw and eats three or four starving starlets all at once. Two birds, one stone: Hugh gets jacked, and the female cast of 90210 finally gets down to 0 lbs., because they have ceased to exist! Likewise, I have long believed that we should feed the homeless to the hungry, thereby solving two world problems at once. But seriously: WTF is wrong with Hollywood that its men have to eat 10x the amount of food women do? It's like we're forcing excess gender diversification. Is the difference between penises and vaginas not enough? [LATimes, image via Bauer-Griffin]

  • Miley Cyrus, age 18, just got her fifth tattoo, four inches long below her right armpit. "It's a picture of the dream catcher that hangs over her bed with four feathers to represent her four brothers and sisters." Unless it's a spiderweb with four mummified insects dangling from silk strings, awaiting death? [People]

  • Justin Bieber's bodyguard was arrested for roughing up a paparazzo. Insert some variation on "Don't touch the hair" here. [P6]

  • Here's a video of a pre-rehab Charlie Sheen dancing with a bevy of buxom ladies, drunk and high on cocaine, shouting "Ho! Ho!" in time with the beat of the bass. He was wearing gold grills at the time. [TMZ, image via TMZ]

  • Tee hee, it's Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman costume. I see London, I see France, I see Andrew Garfield definitely not wearing underpants. Did Spidey always have a black-painted crotch? [Celebuzz]

  • Tara Reid recently announced she's working on American Pie 4 and Big Lebowski 2. But the latter movie does not exist! Poor Tara. Her mind is so young and so scrambled. [HuffPost]

  • Another day, another terrible rumor from Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's custody battle: Apparently "borderline racist" Gabriel "went nuts" whenever people called their daughter "black." Why the hell would anyone procreate with this man, much less Halle Berry? [TMZ]

  • Did Rihanna rip off photographer David LaChapelle for her new music video, "S&M"? Do we really have any expectation of originality, or notion that pop stars play any role in conceiving their songs and videos, anyway? 11 countries have banned the music video, which the director says is a sign of success: "I kind of go out with the intention to get it banned." Never before has banned material been so bland. [Radar, MTV]

  • Nicole Kidman says her relationship with Tom Cruise left her "really damaged and not sure whether that was ever going to happen again to me." That being "love," unless she means "cult indoctrination and relationship contract signed in blood." [MarieClaireUK]

  • Glee's Dianna Agron is engaged to real-life Ken doll and I Am Number Four costar Alex Pettyfer. Bad idea, if only because they'll spend the rest of their lives knowing they owe their love to James Frey's literary sweatshop. [Us]

  • John Mayer still gets heckled for calling Jessica Simpson names and breaking Jennifer Aniston's heart. Fools! You're supposed to heckle him for his blowjob singing face and breaking a teenage Taylor Swift's heart. [Us]

  • Oh look, another Kate Moss marriage rumor. July 2, with Kate's 8-year-old daughter Lila as "chief bridesmaid," this time around. [P6]