Today we heard about the third dirtiest hotel and its sad child pornography connections. Yuck. Want even more yuck? Well, one commenter had to go there and be all gross, mashing together a bunch of gross internet things.
Meanwhile, at the dirtiest hotel, Goatsee and his friends are having a lemon party with tub girl.
Eek! Go watch Zoo to clean your head.*
*Don't actually watch "Zoo." I only said that because I have this theory that that movie is like the video in "The Ring," and that I need to get other people to watch it so it's not coming after me anymore. So, yeah, actually, do watch it.
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