Bristol Palin has had a long and at times difficult career in show business. It's about time she settled down and wrote her glorious memoirs. And that's exactly what she's doing, from that house she bought in Arizona.
An early listing has been flagged on Amazon for "Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir," by Bristol Palin. The 304-page bildungsroman is set to be released in June under William Morrow & Co., an imprint of Harper Collins, which publishes Sarah Palin's silly books.
Here's an (unofficial) preview of the book's structure:
Part One: I was born.
Part Two: I got pregnant.
Part Three: I went dancing on teevee.
Part Four: ??