Lindsay Lohan Will Turn Herself in for Felony Grand Theft Today

To prepare for court, Lindsay Lohan gets her hair did. Jude Law and Sienna Miller break up. Kim Kardashian gains 10 lbs. on "street meat." Kevin Smith loses 65 lbs. on a diet of shame. Wednesday gossip sits in judgment.

  • Today is the day Lindsay Lohan plans to turn herself in for arraignment for the felony grand theft of a $2500 necklace from a store near her house. We know it's true this time because the AP reported it. She'll go to the courthouse to be arraigned at 1:30PM PST. In the meantime she's getting her hair done (gotta look good for the mugshot!) and insisting the necklace imbroglio is not her fault. Though I'm inclined to believe LiLo didn't intend to steal the necklace (reckless entitlement and a complete disregard for other people's property, though, yes) it continues to boggle the mind that this girl is physically incapable of staying out of trouble. Apparently the D.A. wants to enter into evidence LiLo's "prior bad acts" stealing Rolex watches, mink coats, and jewelry from photo shoots. [AP, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, image of post-haircut LiLo via Pacific Coast News]
  • Kim Kardashian gained 10 lbs. on "street meat" in New York. Quick, to avoid the rude streetwalker jokes at the tip of your tongue, look at these images of Kim in Cleopatra drag! Wait, why is she straddling a kitty? Argh, there is no resisting the slutty Kim jokes. [Bazaar]
  • Jude Law and Sienna Miller's tumultuous relationship has once again ended. His publicist confirmed it: "Jude Law and Sienna Miller are no longer in a relationship." Do you hear that faint buzz coming from the across the sea? That's Jude Law's libido, beginning to roar once again like a turbocharged engine. [People]
  • Also calling it quits: Olivia Wilde and her mysterious Italian prince husband Tao Ruspoli: "Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun." Now we finally have an answer to whether it's more fun to be a Hollywood starlet or a princess. [Us]
  • The shame of getting kicked off Southwest Airlines for being too fat drove Kevin Smith to love 65 pounds. Shame: The best and worst diet. [JoyBeharShow via Popeater]
  • Speaking of airplanes, Hayden Panettiere got on one while sitting in economy class with two TMZ photographers, which may explain why she needed to drink in the first place. [TMZ]
  • Justin Bieber debuts a new haircut. Looks the same as the old haircut to me. [THR]
  • Courtney Love settled a $4,000 debt with a flower shop that took her to court to get the cash. Awe-inspiring debt. Shopaholics salute her. [TMZ]
  • Cynthia Nixon partner Christine Marinoni gave birth to a boy on Monday. Max Ellington Nicon-Marinoni is their first child together; Cynthia has two children from a previous marriage. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Alanis Morissette and Canadian Souleye debuted their baby son. Ever Imre Morissette-Treadway had better be good a speller. [Us]