Norm MacDonald will talk sports on Comedy Central, Zoo, the premieres of Justified and Mr. Sunshine, and it's a great day for babes being cast in pilots: both Rachel Bilson and Zooey Deschanel are in talks for TV shows.

Above: Illustrator Kyle Hilton is working on a series of Arrested Development paper dolls. Above is Tobais Funke, but make sure to check out Lindsay, George Bluth Sr., Buster, and the others as well.

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
ABC: The Middle and Better With You
CBS: Live to Dance (season finale)
NBC: Minute To Win It
FOX: American Idol

9 PM — 10 PM
ABC: Modern Family and Mr. Sunshine (series premiere)
FOX: Human Target (season finale)
DirecTV: Friday Night Lights (series finale)
Travel Channel: Man vs. Food
CBS: Criminal Minds
TLC: My Strange Addiction
History Channel: Reagan
Showtime: Inside the NFL

10 PM — 11 PM
NBC: Law and Order: SVU
FX: Justified (season premiere)
ABC: Off the Map
CBS: Blue Bloods
Bravo: Top Chef
TBS: Are We There Yet?
TV Land: Hot in Cleveland and Retired and 35
TLC: Toddlers & Tiaras

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Bill Gates, repeat (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Samer Shehata, Dr. Paul Offit, repeat (Comedy Central)
Conan: 50 Cent, Chris Elliott, Ray LaMontagne (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Joan Rivers, Greg Jennings, Baron Vaughn (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: James Blunt (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Adam Sandler, Bobby Flay, Ke$ha (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Matt LeBlanc, Clay Matthews, Ricky Martin (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:Annette Bening, Nick Swardson, Les Stroud, Cowboy Junkies (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Anderson Cooper, Elton John & Leon Russell (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Carl Reiner, Cat Cora (CBS)

In TV News...

  • Norm MacDonald is returning to TV in the form of Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, a daily 30-minute show that riffs on the sports news of the day. This can't be good news for Onion SportsDome, can it? [Comedy Central Insider]
  • Zooey Deschanel is in talks to star in a new Fox pilot that has the name Chicks and Dicks currently. Lets hope they change it, eh? [Inside TV]
  • Heidi Montag is simply dying to be a part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She and Spencer say they'll move to BH just to be a part of the show. The question is, does Bravo want them? [TV Squad]
  • Justified returns tonight! To get ready, watch the ten most badass moments on the show. [Warming Glow]
  • Speaking of premieres, Matthew Perry's Mr. Sunshine is apparently the Studio 60 reunion that fans have been waiting for. [Vulture]
  • Audra McDonald is leaving Private Practice to spend more time with her family in New York. [TV Squad]
  • TLC's latest of Strange Addictions is a man who eats glass champagne flutes from Ohio. [Warming Glow]
  • Nestor Carbonell (Lost alum, and non-wearer of eyeliner) will join the cast of CBS pilot Ringer with Sarah Michelle Gellar. [Deadline]
  • Top Chef All-Stars will head to the Bahamas for it's four-part finale. [TV Guide]
  • Who are television's most-datable characters? [TV Squad]
  • You'll all be happy to know that the Puppy Bowl got fantastic ratings—9.2 million people tuned in! [Warming Glow]
  • Rachel Bilson is close to a deal that will have her starring in The CW's Heart of Dixie. The producer? The O.C.'s Josh Schwartz. Throw in Marisa and we've got a reunion! [TVLine]
  • How can you tell if your TV show is a winner? By the cast photos filled with white clothing, of course! [Clicker]

Around the Web...

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the board game. [Laughing Squid]
  • Is there really a need for a Ghostbusters porno in 3D? Hustler thinks so. [Splitsider]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting a divorce. [Best Week Ever]
  • The cover for Demetri Martin's "This is a Book" has been released and it'll hit bookstores in April 25th. [Splitsider]
  • An Anrgy Birds bento box. The cutest-yet-frustrating lunch you'll ever have. [Laughing Squid]
  • Here's another photo of a super-skinny 50 Cent in Things Fall Apart. [Vulture]
  • Today is Charlie Day's birthday. Guess what he wants for a present? [Pop Culture Brain]