By Ena Brdjanovic — On tonight's Valentine's Day-themed Modern Family, we started with Gloria out-maneuvering Jay on Valentine's Day by rescheduling his plans and buying the old man a Harley—proving that she's smarter than him and thus, winning?


Meanwhile, Manny and Haley have a George-Michael/Maeby thing going on until Dylan shows up with a heartfelt song to win back her heart (Who can say no to lyrics like "imagine me naked/you're my best friend"? No, but seriously). Poor Manny.

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, everyone.

I gotta watch less TV.