Ke$ha: 'I Am Shooting Glitter Out of Every Orifice of My Body'S

Ke$ha's glitter-squirting vagina has crossover porn appeal. LiLo seeks no-jail plea deal. John Travolta gets a male waiter's phone number. Prince snubs Diddy. Britney Spears dreams of "running with lions." TGIFriday gossip.

  • Ke$ha on the Grammy's: "I was disappointed that I didn't get nominated." Ke%ha on her glitter expenses: "It's probably more like a few thousand [dollars] every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body." At this point, Ke¢ha's Vanity Fair interviewer interjects, "Wait, did I hear you correctly? You've got glitter coming out of every orifice?" Ke&ha responds: "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview." Her inevitable sex tape is going to be so weird. I'm picturing a pornographic version of the moment in Glitter when Mariah Carey's head explodes into cloud of metallic flakes. [VF, image via Getty]
  • John Travolta got a male waiter's phone number while wife Kelly Preston was sitting right there next to him, "head buried in the menu." Everyone assumes this is a diss to an "embarrassed" Kelly, but maybe it's a compliment: The couple that picks up gay waiters together, stays together? [Celebitchy]
  • In a Twitter chat with her fans, Britney Spears said her dream is to "run with lions." Is that a thing? People run with bulls in Spain and dance with wolves in movies, but lions? Only if it's Christian the Lion. [Popeater]
  • Lindsay Lohan's lawyer says the starlet will plead guilty to shoplifting a necklace if she can get a no-jail deal, "so that she can move forward with her recovery and her career." Meanwhile, Dina Lohan isn't worried: "God has a plan." [CNN, Popeater]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal went three maybe-dates with Carey Mulligan, to his sister's play, an Italian restaurant, and a concert in Nashville. Just write Taylor Swift's entire next album, why don't you!? [Us]
  • Heidi Montag thought Jennifer Aniston banned her from a movie premiere, but "it was all a big misunderstanding." Jen doesn't have enough energy to catfight with more than one bloat-lipped sexbot, you see. [Us]
  • It's official: Kelsey and Camille Grammer are divorced. Camille has "many mixed feelings… I'm sad for what was, yet excited about the road ahead," which is code for "my $50 million settlement is going to rock. Can't wait to blow it on yachts and younger men." [TMZ, P6]
  • Lady Gaga explains staging her death to Anderson Cooper: "They want to see me fall on stage. They want to see me vomiting out of a night club. Everybody wants to see the decay of the superstar." Anderson then reached to the lapel of his jacket, ripped off his microphone, and strangled her to death with its cord. [P6]
  • Madonna's new boytoy is a "young French dancer" named Brahim Zaibat, who recently told a restaurant waiter that Madonna "wants him to eat more fish." [P6]
  • Rihanna is requesting that her restraining order against Chris Brown be softened, mainly so it doesn't screw up his appearances at award shows, which he mostly doesn't go to, anymore. [E!]
  • Prince went to a party and had a little velvet rope to keep the riff-raff out of his private section, and when Diddy came by to say hello, Prince didn't even let him through the rope, just made him talk over it. Apparently this is a major diss! Maybe it's like with ancient Chinese emperors, and Diddy failed to kowtow appropriately, with his head lower than emperor Prince's, and for that he had to be punished. [Gatecrasher]
  • Scarlett Johansson is not dating Sean Penn, says her publicist, they have merely been "talking" about relief work in Haiti. On a totally unrelated note, "relief work" would make a good euphemism for "escort," wouldn't it? [E!]