Jennifer Aniston's Intimate Birthday Dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal (and 30 Other People)

  • Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday with an "intimate dinner" with Jake Gyllenhaal, her costar in 2002's The Good Girl and a group of friends on Friday in New York. An eyewitness said: "Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves." So, obviously, they did it. But what about the group of friends? There were over 30 friends there, including Adam Sandler and Hugh Jackman and Aniston's publicist and her agent. Did she just bring them along as an audience for her and Jake's romantic dinner date? Then they all went back to her place and watched them make out. Awkward. [Life & Style, Gossip Cop]
  • Charlie Sheen's porn star pal Kacey Jordan texted Sheen to tell him she's pregnant but "I don't believe its yours." TMZ somehow obtained a screenshot of the text message, which means Kacey probably forwarded it to them? Strange that they don't have the response from Charlie. Surely it was a kind, comforting message—maybe a proposal of marriage. [TMZ]

  • Lindsay Lohan thinks the whole necklace-theft incident is "ridiculous." "She had a lot of uncertainty [before the hearing] even though she really, truly believes she didn't do anything wrong and the whole thing was a misunderstanding," a source told People. "But she really does think it's so ridiculous and people are just out to get her." Good thing there's that law in California where if you think the charges against you are completely ridiculous they'll be dropped—but only if you really can't believe it. [People]

  • Johnny Depp is a Bieber fan: He told a reporter that "I'm a belieber." Question for you Bieber haters, of which there are many: Does this make Johnny Depp lamer, or Justin Bieber cooler? [E!]

  • Kanye West hung out at GQ's Best New Menswear Designers in America event at Fashion Week, checking out clothes. [P6]

  • Madonna's brother, Chris Ciccone thinks Lady Gaga's new single "Born this Way" sounds too much like Madonna: "All I can say is 'What the FUCK!' It sounds just like "Express Yourself'—I can't believe it to tell you the truth." The weirdest thing is, Lady Gaga's brother said almost the exact same thing. [Radar]

  • Apparently George W. Bush gave Ashton Kutcher the cold shoulder when they sat near each other in the VIP box at the Super Bowl. "I don't think he's very happy with me... he just was not very nice to me. He just kind of snubbed me a little bit." Kutcher thinks he got the cold shoulder because he was a Kerry supporter in 2004. This has got to be the second worst thing Bush has ever done, just below the Iraq stuff. [Celebtichy]
  • Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis owes $113,128 to the IRS. [Radar]

  • Emma Watson had a wardrobe malfunction, and The Daily Mail makes an invisibility cloak joke. She is going to be haunted with Harry Potter references for the rest of her life, even in her worst moments. Chilling. [Daily Mail]

  • Courtney Cox has to walk with a cane after she had knee surgery. Usually when someone tries to enhance their "sexy older woman" image they boost the "sexy" part—not the "old" one. [People]

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