Michelle Obama's Top Secret Love Advice

Michelle and Barack Obama's marriage shines like a beacon of hope across our divorce-strewn land. If they can keep it together through grueling elections and harrowing national crises, surely the rest of us can. Now Michelle is spilling the secret to the super-strong love cement that holds them together just in time for Valentine's Day—her Guaranteed Love Cure for Couples. Misery, Begone!

From the AP:

Here's Michelle Obama's advice for couples this Valentine's Day: laugh with your partner...

"I think a lot of laughing," the first lady said Tuesday at a White House luncheon with reporters who asked about the Obamas' union. "I think in our house we don't take ourselves too seriously, and laughter is the best form of unity, I think, in a marriage.

Wait... that's it? Laughing. Honestly thought they were into new-age bonding meditation, or maybe a genie gave them magic rings fashioned from love gold the night of their marriage. They just giggle? We're all doomed.