Aziz was lucky enough to ring in 2011 with Jay-Z, Beyoncé and other famous folk in Vegas. His luck changed when Jay-Z called him onto the stage at 4am in an inebriated state to tell a "New Year's joke."

To be fair, that's a lot of pressure on a very-specific request for a joke. Maybe if Jay-Z notices that Aziz is using this tale as material, he'll give him another chance?