TV News, Links, and What to Watch Tonight

ABOVE: The Arcade Fire celebrates their win for Album of the Year for "The Suburbs" right before they closed out the show with a second musical performance. If you're not familiar with the band, join the ranks of these fools. [Grammys.com]

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
ABC: The Bachelor
NBC: Chuck
FOX: House
CBS: How I Met Your Mother and Mad Love (series premiere)
The CW: 90210
ABC Family: Pretty Little Liars
USA: Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
TLC: The Unpoppables

9 PM — 10 PM
NBC: The Cape
The CW: Gossip Girl
ABC Family: Greek
CBS: Two and a Half Men and Mike and Molly
USA: Monday Night RAW
FOX: The Chicago Code
Syfy: Being Human
BBC America: Top Gear
Oxygen: The Bad Girls Club

10 PM — 11 PM
ABC: Castle
CBS: Hawaii Five-0
NBC: Harry's Law
MTV: Skins
TCM: Casablanca
A&E: Heavy
Bravo: Tabatha's Salon Takeover
History Channel: Pawn Stars
E!: Fashion Police
Bio: Shatner's Raw Nerve
Logo: Rupaul's Drag Race

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Edward Glaeser (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem (Comedy Central)
Conan: Justin Bieber, Claire Smith, the Black Keys (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Cast members from "The Real Housewives of Orange County", R. Kelly, Paul Wesley, James Loney, Bobby Castillo, Tommy Davis, Kenny Landreaux, Rudy Law, Steve Lyons, Don Mattingly (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Justin Bieber (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Martin Lawrence, Dianna Agron, Jewel (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, John Legend (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: January Jones, Mike Birbiglia, Greyson Chance (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Tom Brokaw,10 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, Theophilus London (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Bob Barker, Melissa Rauch (CBS)

  • In TV News...

  • Great news—Portlandia has already been picked up for a second season. [Splitsider]
  • Here's a photo of James Franco, back to work on the set of General Hospital. [Vulture]
  • Community creator Dan Harmon tweeted a photo of a tiny bit of the show's script that will begin shooting today. It's almost entirely about farts. [Warming Glow]
  • Jaime Pressley and Ethan Suplee (who played Joy and Randy on My Name is Earl) will appear on Raising Hope for a mini, redneck reunion. [Inside TV]
  • Disney Junior has just launched and will focus on kids aged 2-7 instead of strictly preschoolers. [TV Squad]
  • Fox reps cleared up rumors that Lindsay Lohan might be a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor—she will not be anywhere near the show. [AP]
  • Katherine McPhee joins Debra Messing in NBC's musical pilot Smash. [Deadline]
  • The real numbers behind the Jersey Shore. [Warming Glow]
  • Here's a review of the new CBS sitcom Mad Love. It premieres tonight, will you be tuning in? [TV Squad]
  • Around the Web...

  • Here's the full list of Grammy winners, just in case you were too caught up in egg-entrances, celebrities, and puppets. [Hit Fix]
  • A super-cool Nintendo edition of The Great Gastby that you can play online. [Great Gatsby Game]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is 100% ready to get back into movies. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Here's what Esperanza Spalding's wikipedia page looked like last night when Justin Bieber lost the Grammy to the singer. [Pop Culture Brain]
  • The New York City comedy club Comix has closed its doors for good. [Brooklyn Vegan]
  • A brief history of space fashion in pop culture. [Flavorwire]
  • The three biggest asses at the Grammy Awards? [Buzzfeed]