Charlie Sheen, currently the only patient at the Charlie Sheen Celebrity Rehab Center located in Charlie Sheen's House, has decided he's ready to go back to making America's most popular sitcom Two and a Half Men. But they don't want him back!
He called "The Dan Patrick Show" today and said he tried to go back to the set, but producers locked him out and won't let filming continue. We'd like to think that during their few days off due to Sheen's stint in rehab, the producers did some serious soul searching, reconsidered their life's work, and have decided their program was so bereft of any redeeming value that they're not going to make it anymore. Sadly, that's probably not the reason. Get well soon, Charlie. But not too soon, because we're not really clamoring for more Two and a Half Men.
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