Justin Bieber, the wee Canadian creeping into the windows of mothers, daughters, and sisters all across the land, continues the spread of the Bieber Fever epidemic. Here, JB re-writes the National Anthem and swoons over Resident Puma, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Lucky us! America gets to be Bieber's "one less lonely girl." It's only a matter of time before America starts writing, "Mrs. America Bieber" in swirly fonts across America's notebook.