This Week In Tabloids: Miley Cyrus & John Mayer Spotted Kissing & Ass-Slapping

Welcome to Midweek Madness, your highly informative tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids. [Jezebel]