Sometimes some of the greatest things on the Internet cannot stay on the Internet; today, Sassy Gay Friend became a spokesperson.

Instead of inspiring heartfelt awe or sheer hilarity, Sassy Gay Friend thinks you should drink MiO, a new "Liquid Water Enhancer." Borderline redundancy aside, the stuff comes in six fruity flavors and is set to battle bad-tasting water and meme greatness the world over.

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The company is giving away free samples, but it will never taste as good as seeing stupid betches getting the help they need from Sassy Gay Friend.