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Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the last question of the survey and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: P3 V-Bot Robotic Vacuum Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Fourth Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on February 1 at 11:59am EST and ends on February 28 at 11:59pm EST.