Today we heard the somewhat exciting news that the high witch of Delaware, professional election loser Christine O'Donnell, might do Dancing With the Stars. Yay! That's fun. But what songs will she dance to? One commenter knows.
I have never seen DWTS, but this needs to happen. Just think! They can have her dance to "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic," "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered," "Black Magic Woman," "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead." "I Touch Myself."
The possibilities are endless!
They are indeed. So give us more! (And, just know, I will not be mad if people start throwing some puns in the mix. Just saying.)
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