When Justin Bieber got his groundbreaking hair cut, he put a little lock of it in a plastic box and gave it to Ellen. Now she's auctioning it off on her eBay page, with all the proceeds going to some animal welfare charity. The auction has been live for a little under 12 hours, and already it's up to $6,700! Jesus.
Imagine owning a lock of Bieber's hair, once a living, growing part of the singer's body! What would you do with it? You could roll it into a cigarette and smoke it, producing a high unlike any you've ever experienced. You could bury it in the ground and wait for another little pop star to sprout. Or just tape the hair on your forehead and let the power of the Biebs flow through you. Happy bidding, creepy rich people.