Today we heard an alarming thing: women be buyin'. Yup! Women have lots of money and are like paying for dates and stuff! It's crazy. Well, not that crazy if you're this one commenter who's been doing this for ages.
I thought every guy did this... when I was a single college-aged lad, I would avoid the bars with 'ladies nights' or the like, and find the ones with the early thirties women looking for a good time and nothing else. They have jobs, cars, money, nice places to fuck, and don't care that you only call them for sex... and sometimes, they have sexy daughters, which can be a two-for-one if you play your cards right.
O ho ho! What is this, Penthouse Forum?
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