After making the rounds on the morning show circuit with stops at The Today Show and GMA, Charlie Sheen sat down for a live poolside chat with TMZ where he continued to rant and rave about simultaneously winning and destroying everything in his path.

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Notable quotes include:

"They were like ‘AA this,' and I was like ‘Bye bye, that.'"

"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."

"I'm sorry that the powers that be took away your viewing pleasure… I'm sorry they just snatched it from you the way they snatched it from me."

"Blame the studio for giving me this much dough, knowing who they were giving it to."

"See the numbers on the show? It's all about commerce, dude, it's all about commerce."

"Chuck hasn't even had the decency to call me - which is not cool. Just call me, man to man."

"They circulated a memo to all the security gates at Warner Bros. saying, if I show up, don't let me in."