Bible Now 100% Booty-FreeS

The ol' Catholic church is revising the Bible again. Should that even be allowed? Anyhow. They don't want any bad PR, for Jesus, so they're removing the term "booty," as in "stuff you steal after a war," and replacing it with "spoils" of war. And look at this bullshit:

Proverbs 31:10, the ode to "The Ideal Wife," is now a "Poem on the Woman of Worth."

"Women will like this: being measured by their own accomplishments, not in terms of a husband's perspective," says Mary Elizabeth Sperry of the Bishops Conference.

Uhhh, I'm pretty sure women will like whatever Jesus tells them to like???? No booty and no wife, why doesn't the Catholic church like women? Oh, right.

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