Turns out life isn't just about smushing and grenade-dodging for DJ Pauly D. This season we wish the Jersey Shore cast a buon viaggio as they jet off to the homeland, where Pauly D hopes to find his future bride.

In preparation for the big trip, the Italian Stallion learns GTL in Italian. When asked to comment on Angelia's recent engagement, Pauly basically calls her a paparazzi monger, but in a nice way. Ahem- pot, kettle, black Pauly?