Come Friend Mark Zuckerberg's Cute New Dog

Meet the newest member of the Facebook family: "Beast," a Hungarian sheepdog recently adopted by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. And, true to form, Zuckerberg has already grossly violated the poor dog's privacy by creating a Facebook page for him, complete with photographs and a bio. Did Beast even consent to this? Who filled in Beast's personal information?

Affiliation: I belong to Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan.
Birthday: January 10, 2011
Biography: I am a Puli, which is a type of Hungarian Sheepdog. I was born in Grants Pass, Oregon and now I live in Palo Alto with Mark and Cilla. I am extremely cute.
Gender: Male
Personal Interests: Cuddling, Loving and Eating

And which of Beast's owners is pretending to be Beast on the dog's Facebook wall?? We demand answers! And more photos of Beast, who is, indeed extremely cute:

Come Friend Mark Zuckerberg's Cute New Dog

Come Friend Mark Zuckerberg's Cute New Dog