How I Met Your Mother gets a 2-season renewal, Say Yes to the Dress gets a spin-off, photos of Josh Holloway on the Community set, and sneak peeks at tonight's House and series finale of Greek.

TV News, Links, and What to Watch TonightS

ABOVE: Get ready to see the smiling faces of rejected bachelorettes tonight when they all come back for the Bachelor reunion tonight.

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
ABC: The Bachelor — reunion show
NBC: The Event
FOX: House
CBS: How I Met Your Mother and Mad Love
ABC Family: Pretty Little Liars

9 PM — 10 PM
FOX: The Chicago Code
ABC Family: Greek (series finale)
Syfy: Being Human
TLC: Cake Boss
A&E: Intervention
BBC America: Top Gear
USA: Monday Night RAW
Oxygen: The Bad Girls Club
TLC: Outrageous Kid Parties (9:30)
Food Network: Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives
Travel Channel: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

10 PM — 11 PM
MTV: Skins
NBC: Harry's Law
Bravo: Bethenny Ever After
Biography: Shatner's Raw Nerve
TLC: 19 Kids & Counting

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Sen. Rand Paul (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Joshua Foer (Comedy Central)
Conan: Seth Green, Jayma Mays, Travis Barker (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Mike Tyson, Donald Glover, Steel Train (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Sophie Monk (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Owen Wilson, Kelly Ripa, Adele — repeat (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Amy Poehler, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals — repeat (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Dana Carvey, Minka Kelly, Ricky Martin — repeat (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Betty White, Kim & Kourtney Kardashian, the Script — repeat (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Aaron Eckhart, Paula Poundstone (CBS)

  • In TV News...

  • CBS has officially fired Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men. [TVLine]
  • Community creator Dan Harmon sent out this image of Chevy Chase and Josh Holloway over twitter. Exciting! [Twitter]
  • How I Met Your Mother has been renewed for two more seasons. Seems like a lot of episodes to keep viewers hanging on, doesn't it? [TV Guide]
  • Country singer Blake Shelton will round out the judges on NBC's The Voice. He'll sit next to Cee-Lo Green, Adam Levine, and Christina Aguilera. [NBC]
  • Larry King will host this year's Peabody Awards. [TV Guide]
  • Perfect Couples' David Walton has joined the cast of a new pilot called Bent, marking the second cast member to sign on to a fall pilot. No official word from NBC on whether the show is really canceled, but it would certainly appear that way! [TVLine]
  • Brad Ferro—the man otherwise known to the world as the guy who punched Snooki in the face on Jersey Shore—has enlisted in the army. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Five places Glenn Beck could go if he does, in fact, leave Fox News. [Movieline]
  • Here's the cast photos (and partner announcements) for the new season of Dancing With the Stars. [TV Squad]
  • Peep the new cast photo of Saturday Night Live's season 36 players. [Live From New York]
  • Here's a sneak peek of the big bomb that House will supposedly drop in tonight's episode. [TVLine]
  • Sean Young is a last-minute addition to the new cast of Celebrity Rehab. [Inside TV]
  • The Comedy Awards has announced their version of a lifetime achievement award: The Johnny Carson Award for Comedic Excellence. [Splitsider]
  • TLC has ordered a spin-off from Say Yes to the Dress that will be all about Randy. [Inside TV]
  • Elizabeth Mitchell will go evil on the March 30th episode of Law & Order: SVU. She'll play June, a "a piano teacher accused of killing a little girl after raping her with a rolling pin." Heavy stuff! [TV Guide]
  • On his last day of filming, the Office gang got Steve Carell a cake in the shape of his "World's Best Boss" mug. [Rainn's Posterous]
  • Around the Web...

  • Tina Fey's latest for the New Yorker touches on the difference between men and women in late night and writing turds for SNL. [The New Yorker]
  • When is a .gif better than a video? [NewTeeVee]
  • See Paul McCartney photobombing George Harrison. [Laughing Squid]
  • Five internet trends that need to die immediately. [Best Week Ever]
  • Angry Birds is coming to Facebook—you've been warned. [Buzzfeed]
  • 85 vintage and/or ridiculous vintage computer ads. [Buzzfeed]
  • For your entertainment—a Charlie Sheen .gif wall. [Best Week Ever]