There Is a Worldwide Fucksaw Shortage

Alert: It is now virtually impossible to buy a fucksaw. I know; I know. JT's Stockroom, which is apparently the world's leading and perhaps only supplier of genuine fucksaws ("You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force"), is completely sold out: "Due to high demand, this item is temporarily unavailable. We apologize for any inconvenience. Please check back soon!"

We sure will.

It seems that something has triggered unusually high demand for fucksaws recently.

[Thanks to Gawker fucksaw monitor Andrea James]