Here's a teaser/preview/whatever for the upcoming fourth season of Real Housewives of New York, Bravo's second-eldest child in its terrible X-Files "Home"-esque franchise family. All looks like business as usual, with Ramona getting drunk, Jill getting upset, LuAnn insulting people's appearances, and Kelly making sand angels in the sand. But lo, what's this? Alex McCord, long our silent beanstalk, seems to have "found her voice." Which, in Housewives parlance, means she's getting involved in more fights. Specifically, with Red Sonja Morgan and the Countess. Oh, and they go to the desert just like in Sex and the City 2 (what a great, great movie to emulate) and Ramona wears a burqa, because of course.