Coffee Is So Expensive Now

God. The worst part about global warming is what it does to prices at your local yuppie coffee shop. Coffee yields are way down in drought-stricken Colombia. Sucks for us! Arabica coffee prices are at a 34-year high. Sucks for us! Global coffee prices are at a 14-year high. Sucks for us!

The real victims here: coffee drinkers in Brooklyn. The cheapest coffee at Oslo is $12 a pound?! Are we all supposed to get our Starbucks from brew-it-yourself K-cups now? So middlebrow.

Somebody do something about all this.


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