God. The worst part about global warming is what it does to prices at your local yuppie coffee shop. Coffee yields are way down in drought-stricken Colombia. Sucks for us! Arabica coffee prices are at a 34-year high. Sucks for us! Global coffee prices are at a 14-year high. Sucks for us!

The real victims here: coffee drinkers in Brooklyn. The cheapest coffee at Oslo is $12 a pound?! Are we all supposed to get our Starbucks from brew-it-yourself K-cups now? So middlebrow.

Somebody do something about all this.

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