Obama Was Bullied As a Kid

There was an anti-bullying conference today, where everyone talked about the importance of protecting America's dweebs and losers. (Kidding: Everyone is special in their own way.) During a speech, Obama said he was bullied as a kid for looking funny and being different. From CNN:

"As adults, we all remember what it was like to see kids picked on in the hallways or in the schoolyard," Obama said. "And I have to say, with big ears and the name that I have, I wasn't immune. I didn't emerge unscathed."

Poor Obama. Kids used to chase him around the playground demanding to see his official Hawaiian birth certificate, too.

Oh man, can you imagine the look on the faces of the guys who bullied Obama when they found out he was going to be President? Bet they got a knock on the door from a couple of secret service agents and are now being extraordinarily renditioned to Uruguay. Ultimate anti-bullying plan: Become Commander-in-Chief of America and blow up the bullies with tactical nukes.

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