Today we saw a terrible trailer for the sure-to-be-terrible Smurfs movie. Yikes! One line from the trailer is "I just Smurfed in my mouth," or something. That's pretty, pretty bad. Is there anything worse? Yes there is, according to one commenter.
Smurfing in your mouth is way better than Snorking in your pants.
And I think that's about the level of silliness we need on this otherwise terrible day.