If you can stomach it—I'm not exaggerating—here's the music video for teen "artist" Rebecca Black's "Friday," which has been exploding all over the Internet this weekend. My pug could write better lyrics. And my pug is dumb.
OK, now that you've watched Rebecca's masterpiece, it's time for you to comment with your favorite lyric. Personally, I'm going to have to go with this:
Yesterday was Thursday (Thursday), today it is Friday (Friday), we, we, we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
You may now commence weeping for America's future.
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