After today, I'm thinking the beach is a good trip for my class. I hate their guts.
Minutes later, a friend responded,
Wouldn't you throw a life jacket to little Kwami?
A hypothetical question about a specific student: Surely this will rouse Rubino from her murderous revelry!
No, I wouldn't for a million dollars
Oh. Yikes. School officials are now investigating and Rubino might get fired—even though one of Rubino's friends came forward after the fact to say she had signed into Rubino's Facebook and posted the comments without Rubino's knowledge! (Yeah right, is roughly how the investigators responded.) Since "Facebook jokes about dead students" is right up there with "Facebook jokes about sexy students" in the official list of "Things Teachers Should Never Put on the Internet," Rubino's future is not looking bright.