Mitchell Tice, a resident of Florida (of course), was arrested for breaking into his boss' storage locker and stealing two laptops, a wig, and a bag full of dildos. Tice kept the sex toys under his bed, which is how the police identified him as the criminal.

There are some things that are grosser than gross, but keeping someone else's used dildo under your bed is pretty high up there. But what was he doing with the wig?

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