If you thought the gloriously auto-tuned, lyrically adventurous stable of teen songs over at the Ark Music Factory were something, then please watch "My Jeans," a video from someone named Jenna Rose, a young actress who, unlike those Ark Music amateurs, has several other videos on her resume. (Most of them are about picking out outfits. Because that is what girls are all about! Remember that, my future daughter.) It's not right to mock a child, so let's not do that. Ms. Rose is a friend of the gays, so snaps to her for that! Anyway, enjoy.