This Is Not a Man Having a Boner for Ke$ha

Ke$ha did not cause this man's penis to flop out of his rainbow swim trunks on a beach in Australia. Click the image to enlarge this rare photograph, which gets more SFW when you zoom in. The phallic illusion will disappear before your eyes! Which is perhaps why Ke$ha looks so perplexed.

See the rest of Ke$ha's oceanic antics here. [Image via Pacific Coast News]