On today's Access Hollywood Live, Matthew McConaughey spoke about being a parent for some time. He mentioned that his daughter loves to eat dirt—and immediately freaked out that those words would be the sound-byte of the whole interview.

That's all well and good, but what's with his lessons on falling down? Said he, "Our medicine that they've learned is rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it—whatever it is, rub it."