Jersey Shore jackanape The Situation was resoundingly booed at Comedy Central's roast of Donald Trump. However, most of his jokes were too tasteless and lousy to make it to air. What ended up on the cutting room floor?
TMZ uncovered some of the jokes.
Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property.
Really, Sitch. You're going to go after Snoop? Not only is he more beloved than you, he can kick your ass. And he didn't stop there.
Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!
Um, Sitch, we know from your show you don't wear condoms either. Where's the joke? But then. Then, he went after Oscar winning actress Marlee Matlin, which is not advisable because she is a classy lady and, as we learned on Celebrity Apprentice, a fierce bitch.
I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin blows onstage in Tijuana.
He kept going.
Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears.
Then it was time to go after Larry King.
I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack. He got that title from a hooker he was fucking.
OK, that is pretty funny.
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