Today we learned about Meghan McCain's hatred of going to work when she's been dumped and love of landing airplanes on the Las Vegas Strip. She said: "The American dream of rags to riches feels attainable the minute your airplane lands on the Strip." Uh, airplanes don't land on the Strip! So we said that we could have titled the post: "Meghan McCain Lands Airplane on Vegas Street, Miraculously Avoids Killing Anyone." But a commenter had a better suggestion.
Actually, considering her lineage, the alternate headline should read "Meghan McCain CRASH Lands Airplane on Vegas Strip, Subsequently Tortured by Awful Threat of Gambling, now Endorses Gambling."
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