Do you think that the University of Chicago is just going to sit around like a bunch of lonely nerds while their crosstown rivals, Northwestern, hold hot live fucksaw demonstrations and Chet Haze concerts and brothel parties?
You would be so wrong, because the University of Chicago is home to lots of young people who enjoy sex, also! UofC is not just home to a legacy of right-wing economists; it's home to a legacy of right-wing economists who want to fuck. That's why somebody started up UChicagoHookups.com; because U Chicago is just as sexy as anyone, honest!
I love Narwhals...
Date: Tuesday, March 8th, 2011 11:27 PM
But I'll also fuck you silly. Discretion is important. Let your finals frustration out on me... i can take it ;)
i'm a former model so... unattractive women need not apply
Date: Monday, March 14th, 2011 09:07 PM
I don't want sex. I just miss sharing a bed with someone.
I'm tall, slim, and apparently fairly attractive. I just don't want to be in a relationship right now.
Your hair should smell nice.
Who needs fucksaws?